Dr Quinn - Fug

Dear Jane Seymour (better known as Dr Quinn),

Hate to break it to you, but you're no spring chicken anymore. You are hot, I will grant you that, but you really need to put it away and stop trying to be sexy also. It was mildly funny in Wedding Crashers, but I have to admit I was more creeped out than anything.

I want to tell you what I think of your dress. Actually, it's not a dress, I know, don't worry. It's a matching blouse/skirt outfit. Either way, it's really not good. My mother is also very keen on matching outfits. Often she has perfectly matching earrings and a necklace. I think this is charming in an old lady kind of way on my mother...

It is not, however, charming on you. My mother is riding out the contents of her closet which was really at its most fashionable circa 1983. What's your excuse?

Jane, please, do us all a favour and call Glenn Close, Diane Keaton and Oprah. They will tell you how to dress like a dignified lady, and not like some latino girl who bought her prom dress (or blouse/skirt) at Rave on the clearance rack.

Thanks,
Kisses,

Sara