Mischa and Nicole:This is mostly for Mischa, because I dislike her so much. Isn't she horrific? Why can't she put on some make-up? She looks like a 9 year-old girl. A large, breasty 9 year-old girl. It's not right. She should throw on some fucking eyeliner and age a bit.
PS - that is totally their stylist, Rachel Zoe (the evil bitch) in the background, smoking. Even though you're not supposed to smoke ANYWHERE in any worthwhile city.
Rachel Bilson:
I normally love this girl, but lately, I have not been digging her wardrobe choices. Mind you, they're spot-on runway-wise... It's just that runway is really hard to pull off, and I don't think she's doing it. She always ends up looking like a librarian from another era. Still love her though.
Jessica Simpson:
How can you not love her?! I might love her as much as Lohan. I'm totally still on team Lachay though. Don't get me wrong. I just think she's so hot. Awesome hair, awesome body, often awesome clothes. Gah. Gah!
Nicole Richie:
She really doesn't look healthy. She's very, very thin. But she's still fucking fabulous. FAB. U. LOUS. Who needs Paris? I've got Nicole!
Eva whats-her-face:
I know, I know; Longoria. Back off! That is some super tan. It's SUPER coloured. Wow. It's blending in with her hair. Hate the 70's hair. Love the dress. Hate the shoes.
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