Thank sweet Jesus

I wasn't sure what was going on...Jessica was looking like garbage, Asslee was looking hot...the universe was seriously unbalanced.

Thank god, Jessica took a shower, brushed her hair and got prettied up. Asslee, also thank god - because I was starting to think she was pretty - looks like ass again.

There is nothing we can do about Asslee's nose. It's better. We have to accept it. Or hit her in the face with a sledgehammer. Whichever is easier.