Thursday, June 15, 2006

Jewel is a moron

Wow. If it wasn't bad enough she harps about living in a van, has wonky teeth and a weird frog singing voice, she's an idiot too.

Listen:
Jewel on her alcohol use in Blender magazine:"I didn't start drinking until I was 30."

I grew up singing for alcoholics, and it never really seemed like alcohol fixed anything. I was afraid that it would get me. Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems. Whoever said drinking doesn't help lied. You live and you learn."

Oh my god. What a fucking idiot. Or, as MK would say, what a fruit salad.

Oh, and I also hate her for her idiot sunglasses and stupid looking cowboy escort. Jean shirt. Come on!

[Source: Page 6]

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