Courtney Cox - Part Stegasaurus

So, remember during the last seasons of 'Friends' when Courtney Cox's face started getting weird? Like, her upper lip stopped moving and it got way bigger than it had ever been, and her eyes always looked buggy? Yah, that was a bad time.

I am a fan of 'Cougar Town', thanks to Beauty Writer's persistence (read: harassment) and my hilarious (read: obnoxious) habit of refusing to believe anything she likes is good...she talked about it for a year before I would watch it. And then I really liked it. I did the same thing to her with 'Florence & the Machine' and with a bunch of other things. Sometimes it's really hard, because like Flo, the people are genuinely good and I'm just being a dick. It's kind of my thing.

Holy tangent.

Anyhoo, Cougar town is great, but she AND Krista Miller have majorly disturbed faces. They're like the ones you try to avoid looking like. Some people do it really well (Jennifer Aniston, Diane Lane, Michelle Pfeiffer, etc) and others look like monsters. Like Court here.

So these pictures surfaced recently of her in a bikini and I was suddenly relieved to see that her face problems are not due to her being overly enthusiastic about putting needles in her face, but because she is an ACTUAL MONSTER.

WTF is going on with her spine?! Holy shit.

I think she needs surgery. Or, like, a cape to cover that.