Lindsay Lohan Manages To Look Worse Than Ever

Soo, this mess happened last night.

Look at this dress. It's such a disaster.

All of it is so depressing.

The dress looks like it's from one of those random ethnic stores that every mall has in a very random corner, often bordered by the food court...there are CUT OUTS AND BEADS. BEADS.

And then there's her hair...and the fact that the color looks incredibly fake and then there is so much hairspray that it looks like it might snap if anyone touched it.

Then the make-up. OMG. It's so much, and so cheap looking. Terribly applied, heavy handed. So bad.

Who is looking out for her? Who is pulling her nose away from the white, powdery mirror so that she can pay attention to how she looks?

Jesus Christ. She's so hopped up on whatever she's on that she thinks she looks good like this?

It's HORRIFIC.

The lipstick is bleeding, the blush is overly aggressive and then the eye make-up. Oh my god.