Seriously, that was the most exciting part of the night. Ok, let's do this, because there's a lot to do:
I just downloaded 'The Boy Is Mine' onto my iPod. Classic. Not as classic is this messed up look. WTF?! Also, really, what is she doing here? When was the last time she did anything?
Oh. Those boots. They hurt my feelings.
Isn't she young? Why do all these young girls insist on dressing old? There's a very limited time during which you can dress fun and crazy and out there, embrace it. Afterwards you're all worried about whether things are appropriate and if your back is too saggy and stuff.
It's pretty, I just wish it was more youthful.
See? This is a little more fun. The color is exciting. But then she did her country music helmet hair and ruined it. For someone SO pretty, she's SO irritating.
Oy. While I appreciate that the hair looks healthier and fresher, this dress is a bit of a reach. It looks like something Queen Latifa would wear, and I really can't with QL. I find it very mature. I expect something a little trashier out of her and now I'm disappointed.
Think about how good 'Time After Time' is and then look at this outfit. It's awful and great at the same time. Is anyone else surprised that her legs can actually hold up her body? They look a little spindly and weak to me. Also, what's going on with those pants/tights? I'm confused.
A few questions: Why is she holding her breath so hard? Why did this photo agency have the WORST photo spot ever? And why is she there? Most important, obviously, is why is she holding her breath so aggressively? Do people not think we notice when they do that?
Also, what is going on with that fabric? It's like she just unfolded a tent and threw it on or something. Oy.
Always with the pretty and the cute? Enough now. Also, why did you borrow Jennifer Aniston's shoes?
I'm over this girl. She needs to be gone.
When I'm old, don't let me do this. It's not good.
Why does she look so skinny? She's normally so athletic and healthy looking? There's something about her fresh make-up and basic hair that is bothering me...it's making her look sickly. Also, I know I say this a lot...but what is she doing there?
Also, this dress would have been amazing on Carly Rae
I'm not loving this at all. I find the neck a little severe. Also, I find it emphasizes how wide she sometimes appears. The gold is great on her though. Like, fantastic.
Did she do her lip again? Something on her face looks different. Also, I'm kind of (read: SUPER) embarrassed to admit that I kind of love what she's wearing. That skirt is kind of epic. I hate the tube top, because - really??? - but imagine if it was a tank?
No, but for real, what's going on with her face?
I'm just going to say 'ugh'.
I can't with this guy.
It honestly took me a bit to figure out who looked this soft and feminine. I hope she stays like this, even though she looks like a Forever 21 threw up on her. It's still way better than she looked before: like a bath salts addict threw up on her.
As a shower curtain? I don't understand what is going on here. I find it offensive. And the Big Bird Yellow color is a lot for the eyes, though it looks glorious on her skin. I don't know. Imagine it was a mini? So much more tolerable, no?
I'm refreshingly surprised at how great she looks. Seriously. I'm normally a huge hater of taffeta, but she's pulling this off.
Um, what is Gwen Stefani wearing? Is that a cardigan over a bra? I am not sure I can handle that.
Glorious. Beautiful. Amazing.
She has never looked better. Seriously. I'm in love with this. It's the right amount of pretty vs edgy. It suits her extremely well.
Good god, her legs. I am in love with this dress. Not so much her hair, but I have a history of not liking her hair. I am not sure if she even has good hair. Beauty writer - speak up!
Taylor Swift:
This mini dress is really cute. It's a little bit of a departure from her normal look, but not enough to reduce my ire. That's right, I said 'ire'. Deal with it.
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