Ugh. Twilight.

So there is ANOTHER Twilight movie and it premiered in Hollywood last night. Ugh. This is the last one, right?

Anyhoo, here are some dumb twits in clothes.

Christine Perri:

Um. Who? Further to that point. WTF is she wearing? It looks like she sat for those tattoos all at the same time so that she could have an edgy look.

No!

Dakota Fanning:

Why doesn't she age? It's creepy. She still looks eleven years old. And her posture. It makes me upset. Also, this dress is the worst. The color is ok...though I feel it's off in tone...like a little too light. And then that sheer part looks too 'try'. Like she was attempting to age herself a bit. She looks 12. I'm creeped out.

Julianne Hough:

This one's really enjoying her short hair, isn't she? Maybe it makes Ryan Seacrest like her a bit more, you know, since the rumor around Hollywood is that he is actually sleeping with her brother Derek and that she's just his beard. Poor girl. She's cute.

I wish that skirt was cut better, no?

Kristen Stewart:

So...this is really see through. I mean. I get sheer. But this is not sheer. This is underwear with a slip cover. I have a problem with these dresses with the defined cups. Mostly because they'll never fit me because I'm not so chesty, but also because I don't find they're flattering to boobs at all. 

She's had a pretty strange press tour, style-wise. I don't love this. Oh, and I would have taken off those death slippers too. Look at the heel! Jesus.

Maggie Grace:

I will never be able to mentally remove 'Lost' from my feelings about this girl. How whats-his-face fell in love with her, I will never understand. It was so faux. This dress is weird. And it looks wrinkly. Ugh. She's the worst. But satin is even worse than she is.

Mayim Bialik:

This is the best I've ever seen her face look. The dress, as usual, is really matronly, but her make-up is great.

Nancy O'Dell:

Um. WTF? Those shoes are HORRENDOUS. The cut, the color, the fabric, Ew. Her dress and hair are pretty terrible too. This is a rare misstep for Nance, I feel like she's generally so pretty that she avoids scorn, but this is bad. Bad.