Sometimes Braids are Bad

I'm officially recovered from a three day hangover and my usual post vacation germfest. I'm rested and ready to start cutting people down for their hair and makeup choices. While away, we here at Skankopolis noticed a disturbing  everything-old-is-new-again trend:

I don't get it? I thought we were done with this? Every second white, middle aged woman we saw had cornrows. This is not only a terrible look for most white girls, it's the best way to get a wicked scalp burn. Don't do this, ever. Unless of course you are from the 70's and you look like this:



Sara: I should add that no one there looked anything like Bo Derek. In fact, most of the women sporting this look and the nasty red scalps which accompanied it, looked more like Xzibit in a poorly fitting bikini.

Here is an image to help you out (aka suffer as much as we did):