Monday, May 07, 2012

Kris Jenner has a Case of the Quebecoise


I like Kris Jenner, she's a pretty lady and a shrewd business woman. I don't understand why she insist on coloring her hair black. She looks like a French-Canadian casino performer. Let me explain: Quebec is known as the the hair coloring capitol of the world. (I know, it's true) We really, really love chemically treated hair here. The older ladies used to really, REALLY like aubergine. I don't know, or understand how they started doing , but for a time all woman over 45 were tinting their hair burgundy or eggplant. Grandmothers were walking around with magenta hair.  It was pretty heinous. The last couple of years, they've changed over to black. Elvira black. Women of the world!!!! Listen to me when I say this: black is NOT the new blond. Please stop doing this to yourselves. You look like you've poured a gallon of ink over your head. Kris, you would look so much better with dark brown hair. It's softer and prettier. Tell your stylist to toss the black in the trash can.

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