The 2012 Billboard Awards

The Billboard awards were last night and it was a who's who of people you don't really care about...

Bland.

Enjoy...?

Alicia Keys:
Does anyone else have a sudden craving for pasta? Whatever is going on with her hair is making me yearn for a crueler. Yum.

She looks great in that dress...but I would have liked to see the back to see if it was at all interesting.

Amber Rose:
Why is this one still allowed to go places? Ok, ok, I know. She's dating some other rapper. But come on. Look at her. Ew.

Brandi:
Never looked better. Never. Wow. Amazing. Her hair looks fantastic like that.

Carrie Underwood:
Is there anything she doesn't overdress for? Ugh. Imagine Christmas at her house? You show up in jeans and a nice top and she's wearing a satin gown or something. I want to slap her a bit. I would love to see this dress on a Barbie doll though. Super.

Julianne Hough:
This one is growing on me. She's just so adorable. This pose doesn't help, I mean, look at her, all cute like that. And I like this look. Carrie Underwood should take note of how to do cute without doing obnoxious and completely overdressed. This is how that bitch should be dressing for events.

Julie Bowen & Ty Burrell:
I am not 100% certain what is going on with her dress, but I don't hate it. It's definitely interesting. And she looks like she feels hot, so that's nice. I don't get why they're posing together, at all, but it reminds me of Modern Family so I am happy.

Justin Bieber:
Ugh. Stop it.

Katy Perry:
Is it me or is she painfully thin? Like, she looks older since she split with Russel Brand. The dress is kind of pretty, but I'm really over her hair.

Miley Cyrus:

Why does the world hate me? At least I can say that I no longer like what she's wearing. And her hair. Oh my god what is going on with that? 

The last thing I ever wanted to see what Miley Cyrus sideboob. EVER.

Nelly Furtado:
Oh my. This is not good. She is SO pretty, but why does she dress so badly? And this necklace? Why with that dress? Oh my. Horrific.
 

Taylor Swift:
Bitch finally took my advice. I've only been asking her to do this for 4 years now. Jesus. This dress is magnificent...though it's a little too formal and dress for this event. Imagine if the skirt was shorter with that top and her hair like that...and her legs! Oh my god.

Usher:
This is so wrong, but I can't look away. I like him in color? That's what I think I can say. And I like his hair like this. That is all.

Zooey Deschanel:
I don't know what the weather is like in Vegas, but I bet it's too warm to be wearing full tights. It's ridiculously hot in Montreal and the thought of wearing tights makes me want to barf. Wow. At least she's sticking to a look.