Tuesday, May 01, 2012

In Ugh News: Jessica Simpson FINALLY Gave Birth

FINALLY Jessica Simpson gave birth today to what I can only assume is a child who is already old enough to drink.

Maxwell Drew something was born this morning and weighed as much as a car. Ok, not true, but she was a big girl. 9 lbs, 13 oz.

Please see below. Annoying.

I'm over it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This name will come in handy if she decides to pull a gender switch like Chaz.