Sarah Jessice Parker & Matthew Broderick looking odd

What is with her? She is so weird. All the pieces she's wearing are elementally good, but together and worn the way she's wearing them - retarded.

I mean, that jacket could have been lovely, large shoulder are hot right now and although I wouldn't wear them for fear of looking even more wide shoulders, some poeple can wear it and look pretty good.

The dress is obviously cute, leggings are becoming more acceptable (ugh, only because I can't burn all existing leggings) and the shoes are quite fabu, but oh my god the combination.

Why would she wear the jacket as a cape like that? And it has been determined that she did that on purpose because she wore it from leaving her house and the entire night.

I don't even want to get into Matthew Broderick's outfit. It's just too 1950's professor.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Drew Barrymore's recent premiere run...

I like Drew Barrymore sometimes. Most other times I really don't. These 2 pictures depict some of the times when I don't like her. Above it is mostly because of her hair and that vilely 80's dress. I like the shoes, because they look like white shoes wearing a tuxedo vest and that must mean they're dressier, right?


Here I don't like her because her teeth are making me scared. AGAIN, I really want someone to hold me. I'm scared. LOVE the dress and neck piece. It's gorge, but her hair and teeth are really witch-like and frightening.

Yeesh. I feel like she has done, and can do, better.

Rupert Everett's new face

This is the Rupert Everett that I remember. Hot, kind of square-faced and rugged. Nice.

Below is him after too much Botox. Why do people insist on doing this to themselves? Look at his eyes! They're completely different! To the point of being ridiculous.

AND he's wearing a polar fleece vest. UGH!

Madonna's trainer

And her breasts. This 'person' is opening a gym with (barf) Gwyneth Paltrow and there is a $5000 initiation fee or something. Not to mention the monthly rate of several hundred dollars. Looks like she thinks she's pretty special.

What I think is pretty special are those boobs! They seem to be different sizes and heights. They make me a little scared. Can someone please hold me?

Death Watch 2009: Lindsay Lohan

Seriously - how far does she have to go? How skinny does she have to get before someone does something about this? That is REPULSIVE. REPULSIVE.

Look at her arm in the below shot, it's insane. No one's arm should look like that. And the side boob, because her boobs don't have anything to hold onto anymore.

Yikes.

Zac Efron: The Hair

This Zac Efron person is from High School Musical, right? And we're meant to believe he's straight, right? My gaydar is going off big time right now. BIG time.

But I'm more concerned about his hair. Why is it acceptable to look like he's combed all his hair into his face with mousse, then gotten in a car and stuck his head out the back window so that it's all pasted down in the same direction? What is good about that? The obvious hour it takes him to go through this process?

And below, my oh my, I don't know what that pomp is, but I do not accept. It's too much hair, it's too unevenly vertical and, quite frankly, it's freaking me out.

I don't know who this is, but I don't like it.

WTF is up with Lady Gaga?

I get that her thing is to get attention, but she's getting really annoying.

WTF is she wearing here? And what is with the black lipstick and foundation lips?

Ugh.

I hate her. I think I'm going to Paris Hilton her. She will rarely be on this site because I don't want to promote her retardation.

Bandage dresses - not always fashionable

I saw this dress in Barney's... It was seriously fug on the hanger. It was tiny up top and then ballooned into these rounded hips. Guess where else it's fug?

Maybe someone could email (do people still do that?) Sophia Bush and tell her that this was not her best fashion choice ever. Especially since she looks horribly uncomfortable in it.

Yikes.

Jumpsuits...

I am hot for jumpsuits. I don't know what it is, possibly my obsession with the 70's and wishing constantly that I could have been an adult in the time of disco...but still. Jumpsuits are really rocking my world lately.

Here are a couple of examples of hotness in jumpsuit form.

And here is Reese Witherspoon wearing a romper-style jumpsuit at Coachella this weekend. Proving that only the people in the above photos can wear this before getting some serious leg-ass.


What do you think?

poll by twiigs.com

Kat von D-ry heave - The Fug continues

Just wanted to mention that I still hate Kat von D...not really because she did anything to me, but because she boils my blood by being alive. It really bothers me that she can't speak properly and shoves her spare tire into our faces whenever possible (though, since she started burying her face in piles of blow, there is admittedly less of a muffin top to see).

Anyhoo, I happened to fall upon this video that made me want to rip off my leg and beat her to death with it. For someone who is so incredibly talented, she really knows how to make herself seem stupid, shallow and incredibly self absorbed.

Enjoy (you probably won't, I wanted to die)



PS - this is totally to provoke all the incensed commenters...I'm such an asshole. And yes, surprise, I know I'm an asshole.

Lindsay Lohan's faux E-Harmony video

You know how people sometimes try to make jokes about their hardships to make them seem like they don't care and they're all cool with their shit?

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Does this make anyone else sad?

Blake Lively looks pretty terrible

This is the cover of the latest 'Allure'...I find she looks terrible. There's a reason pale blondes shouldn't really do such harsh dark smokey eyes. It ends up looking Zombie-riffic.

Love that goddess dress though. Really, I should have more money, so I can spend it. Come on! I'm not asking a lot!

Is she going to eat our brains? Why is her skin so yellow and matchy to her hair?

Fashion hotness: Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss & Marc Jacobs

If Tom Ford was in this picture it would be perfect, because he is super hot sexiness.

JT, Kate Moss (his female fashion idol) and Marc Jacobs. Nice photo. They're all hosting something with Anna Wintour soon. They look good together.

Sorry for the mouse thingy, don't know what that's there...

Why real people don't wear 5" heels

Ok, maybe some people do, but not sane people. Here's Beyonce wearing 5" heels while shopping in New York last week. Ugh. Yes, I would LOVE to wear those shoes, they're the hotness, but the problem is I have to walk 8 minutes from my parking spot to my building and then I run around all day like a fool.

This ho is wearing them to shop, and then she's ushered to her waiting Escalade. That's not a whole lot of walking. Anyone can do that in 5" heels. Try being a real person.

PS - The whole notion of 'Sasha Fierce' makes me want to kill her with that spike heel.

People are so f-ing dumb...The Polar Bear Whisperer edition

Some people are so dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb (I could go on all day, but won't). Some stoooopid ass lady in Germany decided it would be a brilliant idea to flip off her clogs and hop into a polar bear enclosure...and if that wasn't stupid enough, she did it at feeding time.

She jumped in the water and swam over to the giant carnivorous animals thinking they were going to put on comedic sunglasses and pose nicely with her. Shockingly (or really not to a smart person), they instead starting biting at her. Here's a photo:


Then she panicked (duh) and tried to swim away, which was when more bears started chasing her. After several attempts, the zoo staff managed to drag her out of the water...but not before her rather large self broke some of the life savers they threw down to her.

Check out the video:



I'm by no means saying that anyone deserves to be bitten by bears, but I would like to submit this as exhibit A in my evidence to prove that this is a part of the general stupification of society. People are getting dumber, and no one is doing anything about it. It's scary.

Lindsay Lohan's downward spiral

Ok, quick recap:

• Friday Lindsay and Samantha got into a fight, broke up.
• Same day, Lindsay moved out and into Chateau Marmont (party central) one floor above Samantha's family...coincidence?
• Samantha changed the locks to her house
• Friday night was Samantha's sister Charlotte's launch party for her line at JC Penney's (saw it, didn't love it), Lindsay was asked not to go. Being a coked out disaster, she nevertheless tried to crash and was held back by 5 (count them, 5!!!) bouncers, heard screaming, "Do you know who I am?"
• Saturday, Samantha's family went to the LAPD and enquired about a restraining order
• Lindsay's been seen with her mother and sister all week, all of whom are staying at the CM together...
• Wednesday - US weekly's cover comes out asking us to sympathize with Lindsay.

Um. I'll sympathize because no one likes being dumped, but until someone helps this girl get off the white powder, no sympathy from me.

Best thing for me the other night was being in line at a Quebec grocery store and a French Canadian magazine had a picture zoomed up her nostril showing coke reside in her nose. Nice.

Get her help. Then people will sympathize. Her mother should die.

Robert Downey Jr looking hot

RDJ is hotness for his age and experience, etc.

Especially in well-tailored clothing. Everyone should tailor their clothes. Clothes that fit can make you look fantastic, even if the item is ugly and out of style.

Not crazy about the sneakers, but who cares with those clothes?! Love him.

Scariest cleavage ever: Jewel

And I'm including gross breast implant people in this poll. WTF is up with Jewel's cleavage? It's so gross!

Why is everyone so gross lately? Gahhhh!

Tanorexia - the follow up

Weird that they should occur so close together, but Amanda Bynes' attempt to be Malibu Barbie in skin tone, hair colour and outfit colour choices is barftastic, no?

Why does this girl enrage me so?

Oh. This picture is why. Why is she famous? What does she do? Anyone, please help me!

Tanorexia: The definition (in human form)

You know, for an exceedingly rich person, Valentino Garavani doesn't have anyone in his life who truly loves him. Clearly.

If someone did love him they wouldn't have allowed him to leave the house with that horrific faux-tan applied to his face.

It's not even that it's so extremely orange, it's that he missed spots and didn't do his ears or neck and that he's worth millions and millions of dollars!

He's VALENTINO for heaven's sakes!

Doesn't help him at all that he's standing next to Alabaster Anne the Squirrel Queen...

Maybe he used Sevin Nyne...

Billy Ray Cyrus still tries to be relevant

Remember 'Achy Breaky Heart'? Don't lie. You do. We all do. Hell, I could do a line dance to it (oh my god, my kidney was so embarrassed that I wrote that it gave me a stabbing pain!) back in the ol 90's. Those were the (terrible) days.

So Billy spawned a satanic she-devil named Miley Cyrus who has been torturing the world with her crap bag alter ego 'Hannah Montana' for years now.

This is all to say, Billy Cyrus' facial hair here is disastrous. It looks like someone's pube art! Why is it so big?? Shouldn't a soul patch be more mini? Or is it to attempt to indicate he has more soul than all of us? Because I'm pretty sure I'd like to argue that point.

I hate everyone.

Benicio Del Toro looks...uh...wow

I know it's been a while and this is a bit lame of a post after such a long delay, but OH MY GOD. Come on.

How does this happen to people? Remember when he was the hotness? He was pretty hot in 'Traffic'. That movie was weird though. Made me want to do drugs. Well, so does waking up in the morning. I can't face this world sober.

I hope this is for a role, because he looks very icky. Like he possibly hasn't showered in a while...and that hat. Yikes.