Monday, April 13, 2009

People are so f-ing dumb...The Polar Bear Whisperer edition

Some people are so dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb (I could go on all day, but won't). Some stoooopid ass lady in Germany decided it would be a brilliant idea to flip off her clogs and hop into a polar bear enclosure...and if that wasn't stupid enough, she did it at feeding time.

She jumped in the water and swam over to the giant carnivorous animals thinking they were going to put on comedic sunglasses and pose nicely with her. Shockingly (or really not to a smart person), they instead starting biting at her. Here's a photo:


Then she panicked (duh) and tried to swim away, which was when more bears started chasing her. After several attempts, the zoo staff managed to drag her out of the water...but not before her rather large self broke some of the life savers they threw down to her.

Check out the video:



I'm by no means saying that anyone deserves to be bitten by bears, but I would like to submit this as exhibit A in my evidence to prove that this is a part of the general stupification of society. People are getting dumber, and no one is doing anything about it. It's scary.

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