Billy Ray Cyrus still tries to be relevant

Remember 'Achy Breaky Heart'? Don't lie. You do. We all do. Hell, I could do a line dance to it (oh my god, my kidney was so embarrassed that I wrote that it gave me a stabbing pain!) back in the ol 90's. Those were the (terrible) days.

So Billy spawned a satanic she-devil named Miley Cyrus who has been torturing the world with her crap bag alter ego 'Hannah Montana' for years now.

This is all to say, Billy Cyrus' facial hair here is disastrous. It looks like someone's pube art! Why is it so big?? Shouldn't a soul patch be more mini? Or is it to attempt to indicate he has more soul than all of us? Because I'm pretty sure I'd like to argue that point.

I hate everyone.