Friday, April 03, 2009

Tanorexia: The definition (in human form)


You know, for an exceedingly rich person, Valentino Garavani doesn't have anyone in his life who truly loves him. Clearly.
If someone did love him they wouldn't have allowed him to leave the house with that horrific faux-tan applied to his face.
It's not even that it's so extremely orange, it's that he missed spots and didn't do his ears or neck and that he's worth millions and millions of dollars!
He's VALENTINO for heaven's sakes!
Doesn't help him at all that he's standing next to Alabaster Anne the Squirrel Queen...
Maybe he used Sevin Nyne...

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