Cameron Diaz really grinds my gears...

Oh Cam! How you irk me. It's just so much. And this time it's not even about her being farty or something, it's the fact that she has access to some really fantastic clothing.


Now, at first you look at this dress and you're like, 'ok, it's a white strapless-OH! Look at that! THAT IS GORGEOUS.' And then she turns around and it's even better in the back! How is life fair that this fart face (pulled that out of the archives) is walking around like this and I'm wearing this crap bag I unfortunately have to call a wardrobe?


Oy. I'm depressed.