Britgate is quite calm this weekend.
We all know that I'm loving the all-Brit all the time news coverage going on lately, but I must send a personal message to her:
Dear Brit,
It has been a while since we've spoken, I'm sorry. I've been so busy and you have been, well, you know...
I just wanted to address the subject of your nipples, and I'll get to the point (pun intended) because I know you're a little preoccupied lately.
Please, for the love of all things good and holy, PUT THEM AWAY. They're really bad. Seriously. They point down. I've never even seen that before, even on really old ladies. And you never wear a bra, so we see them all the time. Please stop. It will make all our lives better.
Thanks,
Sara
PS - THEY POINT DOWN! Come on!
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