The Cage Family - Icky

I would love it if someone could explain 'Emo' to me. Seriously. Email me. I don't get it. Obviously, I could Wiki it, but I'd prefer if someone put it in terms I could understand. Think about it.

Sorry for the sidetrack. Wooo! Lots of problems concentrating.

Ok, the reason for this post was to take a look at Nicolas Cage's son and his prom date, next to Nicolas Cage and his tiny wife. I'm not dissing anyone's family, because mine is pretty piece-meal, but damn, that man is unattractive.

His son could use a haircut. I'll leave it at that.

Recently I was in Vegas and there was a wax statue of Nicolas Cage. It made me want to throw up and then punch it. It does not help at all that I was severely hung over (WTF is with that evil city?), but I would have wanted to punch it anyway.

Is his shoe untied? That's so dangerous!

His 5-head has evolved into a 7-head. No good. Gross.