Super Late: Celebrity Halloween costumes

I know, I know, I'm very late. But you must have at least gotten used to it by now, right? I hope you're coming here for the Skankopolis spin on it...oy. I am probably wrong.

Let's mock or love them:

Minnie Driver

I like her. I don't know if I sympathize with her because Matt Damon dumped her on Oprah, or what, but I like her. That make-up and those shoes are a bit scary to me, but hey, it was Halloween.

Alyssa Milano

Occaisionally I will see a picture of Alyssa Milano and wonder why the hell anyone still considers her newsworthy. And then I remember that 'Charmed' is still on (is it?). Honestly, I kept thinking that she was in the news for her hairy arms...and she is. Here and here. I like the costume, but since I wrote about Minnie Driver first, I feel like she's copying her.

Seal & Heidi Klum

These two are the cutest couple. Yes, she has a shrill voice, but his majestic, romantic voice more than makes up for it. And, even though they weren't so great looking when she first popped them out, their kids are cute. I love how into Halloween they are. I love even more that HE is dressed as Eve.

Chris Klein and his girlfriend
I hate this guy. I HATE HIM. I was always reaching for who I could add to the Male Axis of Evil, and I have decided. If possible, and everyone agrees, we will add this loser. What kind of half-assed costume is this? A PIZZA SLICE!??? I hate him. It's not even a good one, it just looks like he stole a Domino's poster, cut out the slice and tied it to himself with his mother's stockings. Gahh. I also hate his girlfriend, mostly because she is with him. I forget her name at the moment.

The Lord we like to call Lohan

First of all, how come no one told me bitch was on Oprah today?!? I would have fucking skipped work to watch that shit. Fuck me. I'll have to download a torrent tomorrow. She totally looks like a whore here. She must have learned this dress-up technique from Parasite. I prefer the tribute to Jane Fonda costume.