Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Definition: Fivehead

(n.) The body part commonly referred to as the forehead, only larger or higher due to a receding hairline or facial structure
A good example is the following man:

As many of you know, I used to love the Spice Girls. My entire grade 11 agenda was plastered with photos, lyrics, etc. My infatuation happened to coincide with our first internet connection and it was all searching all the time.

I never liked Baby Spice. I thought her look was FUCKING IRRITATING. Below is a picture of her latest solo album cover. I don't even think she looks that bad, but for the blatant fivehead. Why would they concentrate so much on the portion below the neck and not do anything about that massive cranium?

Lord, ass doesn't always distract from weird heads. Why does everyone think a little ass will confuse us all so much?

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