Britney Spears: Call me, I'll be your stylist.

I doubt she'll call me. I mean, last time we just watched 'Friends' together and then I had to go, so we got nothing done. I bet she's pissed at me.

But seriously. Can this woman use some of her mucho funds to get herself a stylist (and a better friend that Paraskank)?

I do not approve of the knit orange hat. I do not approve of the booze splattered tank, and I really don't care for the lack of concealer. Come on woman! You're single! Help me out here.

Call me.

PS - Lack of bra? Not ok.