Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Stacy Kiebler's Hair Is Gross

I take nothing away from this girl's face or her body. She looks effing amazing.

However, what I can't take is her nasty two-toned hair.

I am personally a fan of the ombre look, I think many people have done it well and it looks very pretty. But this is not ombre. This is 6 inches of roots hair-sprayed to her skull and making her ponytail look alarmingly blonde.

Her back is sick though. It makes me want to quit my job to work out for a living.

Do you think George Clooney would be willing to pay me to work out and look good? I'm good company, and I'm already married so I wouldn't bother him about that.

Also, I don't want to have sex with him, so he could totally pursue Brad Pitt to his heart's desire...

Let me know.

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