Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Some More 2012 Emmys Photos

First and foremost, how great a job did Beauty Writer do in my absence? Her line "toothpaste adjacent" made me laugh and laugh. She also was much less mean than me, which - let's be honest - is kind of refreshing, no?

BUT, I'm back. And I'm cranky because I had to leave a Jamaican beach and come home to work. So here are a few more Emmy pics:

Glenn Close:
I'll be honest, when I saw this thumbnail, I thought it was Amy Poehler and I was really nervous that she isn't handling her break up very well. Then, it was Glenn Close.

Then I was scared that I was looking at swaths of Glenn Close's naked body. Good god. What the hell is going on here? Seriously. It's really bad. I get it, you're not a starlet, so you're wearing something with a little more coverage...um. Wear more.


Juliana Marguiles:
Has anything ever looked stiffer or more uncomfortable? She normally has pretty basic, hard-to-insult dresses. This is not one of those times. One more for the couch prints. Seriously. This is effing terrible. And always with the slicked back hair? Enough.


Lucy Liu:
I like her. I don't know why she can't find an audience. Ok, I do. She's annoying. She reminds me of this girl I once knew who was pretty, but in this strange way that you felt like something was wrong with her and it made you hate her.

This dress is good, in theory. But I hate those sequins. They're much too big and they end up looking like metallic Cheerios. That's not a good look on any level.


Mayim Bialik:
Why?! This is so bad. There are so many different tweaks that could be made to make this more flattering. The fit is SO bad and her hair is so matronly. Ugh. It's really not good.



Who?
I don't know this girl's name...but I remember her from How I Met Your Mother. She was a crazy person. But you know what's not a crazy person? This dress.

Ok, it kind of is because that dip in the front goes much too low, but the rest of it, while drab, is kind of lovely. I really like the texture on the overlay at the top and it fits her really well. Just saying.

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