Alicia Silverstone Manages to Gross Me Out. Again.

I'm sure a lot of you remember earlier this year when Alicia Silverstone decided it would be a good idea to show the world that she bird feeds her child.

If you're unfamiliar with it, you can watch it here. It grosses me out, so I don't want it embedded on my blog.

Basically, she pre-chews her baby's food and feeds him like a bird would baby birds.

It's gross.

And unwilling to let herself be singularily gross, she has now decided to endorse a line of eco-friendly sex toys. Ugh.

Look, I'm aware that everyone touches themselves, but I don't think we need celebrities telling us which tools they use to do it to themselves. Here is her gross open letter endorsing these products:

Ok, ladies-- sometimes it’s nice to have a little extra…something…when you're getting it on (solo, with your partner…whatever floats your boat). There is one personal massager company that’s actually Kinder than all the rest. These vibrators from Leaf come in a bunch of different shapes, all inspired by nature. I like that they look natural and feminine…like leaves and flowers...not scary. Plus they’re made from phalate-free, super-soft (and safe) silicone, and they use rechargeable batteries. And they're shipped to you in packaging that’s not only discrete, but made from recycled materials. There’s a few different varieties so you can pick one that speaks to you. It’s nice to know that you can get your green on and your groove on at the same time!

Gross.