Mr & Mrs Boringpants (Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel) Got Married

These two bore-hounds got married today in Italy.

I care less about that than I do about making fun of Justin Timberlake's hair in this picture. Look how stupid he looks.

Ugh.

People were there and stuff and People will have the exclusive story next week in their magazine. Only dorks use People.

Dorks.