Thursday, February 18, 2010

Skinny Jeans on Men = Weirds me out


Apparently there is some band called the 'Jonas Brothers' (kidding, of course) who are popular with the young ladies.

Here are some photos of them wearing their regular poser outfits and 'playing football' - The Manning brothers are probably giggling their egg heads off right now.

Kudos and all for participating in outdoor activities and not sitting inside like the rest of all people alive, but at the same time, their outfit choices lead me to ask questions, such as:
  1. Did you really think those skinny jeans were flattering?
  2. Why do some men have 'mothering' hips? Do they also have uteruses/uteri?
  3. Is it weird that men with pear-shaped bodies really gross me out?
  4. Why does the below one look pregnant?

As you all know (or don't, WELCOME NEW PERSON!), I am highly critical of people wearing things they shouldn't, or do not look good in. Fine, not everyone knows, but there is no way this 4-month pregnant man above didn't second guess his outfit. COME ON. Doesn't he have friends?

Gahh.

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