The Superbowl gets a visit from Playboy Bunnies...

I don't know what's up with Hugh Hefner, but there is something wrong with the selection process at Playboy lately. I mean, some of the centrefolds showed up at the Superbowl on
Sunday and you're going to have to see this to believe it...it's freaking me out.


First of all...body paint? Ugh. So cheesy. I think they pull it off in Sports Illustrated A) because they try harder than this (the middle one is rubbing off) and B) because the girls are way hotter. Ok, from left to right, let's take a closer look:

• Tall Brunette: Um, this is guy right? Wearing an Annette Funicello wig from the original Mickey Mouse club. Scary. And not really in shape, which kind of bugs me.
• Tiny Blonde: This girl is walking plastic surgery bomb that just went off and looks exactly like every other twit in LA
• Super Tan Thing in the Middle: This is a dude, right? At first I asked myself if it was the tranny version of Mrs Ari Gold from 'Entourage' and then I got frightened because of my lengthened exposure, so I had to stop. Gross.
• Alien Hair Red Head: This girl is very cute, but that hair is seriously retarded and could we get some faux tan for her? Also, super shite paint job on her top, it's getting all worn off under her boob.
• Super Skinny Far Right: So skinny in the abdomen. Like, gross skinny. And her face is HARSH. Like, mannish harsh. Like her friend in the middle.

Yuck. Is it just me or is this some kind of ghetto group. Playboy, up the ante!