So close to the Axis...

Does anyone who reads this blog not know what the Axis of Evil is? Here is a quick recap: My hairdresser/very good (hot & sexy) friend created a group of people she calls - say it together now - THE AXIS OF EVIL. It consists of celebrities we hate, and so far, there are only 3. See here for more: Origin of the Axis

I hate Mischa Barton so much. SO MUCH. I was looking through an 'In Touch' this weekend and they had all the Hollywood hot bodies and SHE was on the list! That is 100% fucking madness. This girl clearly is blessed with thin genes, but you can see that her body is going downhill because she doesn't work out.

She obviously has a tendency toward a pear-shaped body, which is all good, but what offends me more from these pictures, is the fact that I could easily mistake the back of her thighs for cottage cheese.

Don't get me wrong, I have cellulite, almost everyone does, but I DON'T GO AROUND WEARING FUCKING SHORT-SHORTS. This girl is an abomination. She should die immediately, or at least very soon.

If someone wants me to find a more legitimate reason to validate why she must die, I can simply point out that she's wearing fucking mocassins.

Can we PLEASE add her to the Axis? Please?

Next addition: Keira Knightly