Thursday, September 07, 2006

Baby Suri

Here are my top 3 favourite rumours about baby Suri:

~ She is Chris Klein's baby (check squinty eyes, yo)
~ She is a purchased, Chinese baby (ditto)
~ She is a human

Ok, I added that last one myself, but let's be serious. This is either an alien or someone else's baby.

(When you tell me that she looks like Katie Holmes I will put my fingers in my ears and go, "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" until your lips stop moving)

LA LA LA LA LA LA!

1 comment:

Skankopolis said...

You make very valid points. ESPECIALLY about the gay stuff.

Speaking of gay scientologists...Lainey has a blind item that I think is John Travolata...are they all fucking closet mo's?