It has been a while my friends. Too long, you might say.
If you could understand the SHIT I got for saying that Lord Lohan is my best friend, you would freak. My real-life best friend almost ripped me a new one for saying that. I apologize. It was a moment of weakness. How long can I wave the 'Maid of Honour' thing in your face for?
I just want to clear something up: you're all aware that I'm a mad hypocrite, right? Ok, good. As long as we have that established. I know that I rag on Mischa for wearing mocassins below...but I kind of like them on the Lord.
For one, she's wearing them with a much plainer outfit. They are definitely the focus...and other than that, I just like her. So there. Mlmmmmmmm (that is the sound of me sticking out my tongue)
Doesn't she look lovely above in her bikini. I would DIE for her body. DIE! I would get a tan, but I would still die for it.
Also, I am loving this little sundress she wears above. This pic is from some day a week ago when she was getting waxed or something. Wow. Chic after waxing. Amazing. For me, it's more like bleeding and crying after waxing. Unless it's my arms. That I can handle. Also, long sleeve shirts are so erotic afterwards. God, I'm sorry I shared that.
Here she is at the premiere of 'Bobby' in Venice. BEAUTIFUL. Elegant. Perfect. And please notice the gigantic pear shaped diamond on her left ring finger. Did Harry propose? We all saw him buy a ring last week...are they engaged? Personally, I think it's a little premature, but then I think, if SHE got married before me, then I could copy EVERY detail of her wedding.
Oh my god. Wouldn't that be psychotic? Ha ha.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Lohan.
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