Thursday, September 14, 2006

Fashion Rocks

Lots of people showed up to the Fashion Rocks show a long time ago. I apologize for not having gotten to it before now. Stupid JOB. Wasting all my time.

Let's take a look:

Nelly Furtado
As many of you know, I love Nelly. She is awesome. You know what is not so awesome? Really heavy fringe. I tried to be all English and say 'fringe' instead of bangs. What do you think? I know. I feel like an idiot. Seriously. Someone get her some hair-growth pills. Those bangs must go.

Dress is hot though. Love it.

Denise Richards & Richie Sambora
You know, I think this is the first time I have EVER found Denise Richards pretty? Richie on the other hand, mmmmm. No one can sing a harmony quite like him. Bed of Roses? Wow! God, I am so lame. He totally looks like a woman though. In fact, he looks a lot like Heather Locklear! They were totally following the same beauty regimen.

Apparently they got engaged right before this. I don't see a ring. Do you?

Eva Mendes
I lurrrrrrrrrve her. LOVE. Look how simply hot she is. Opaque tights are so hot right now. Hansel. So hot right now. Hansel. Ha ha. I have to watch that movie (Zoolander) again soon. If you haven't seen it, please do.

Rosalyn Sanchez & Some blonde girl I recognize but can't place
I find RS so hot. In Rush Hour 2 she was super hot. If I could add someone to my fiancé's (that really does sound odd, can I rush ahead to husband?) list, it would be her.

Carmen Electra
She's looked better. I still wish she'd go back to the brunette. She was always that girl who wasn't blonde in a sea of blondes. Now she just blahs in with the rest of them/us. It's a good dress though...although it is slightly shapeless and reminds me of a credit card for some reason.

Zack Braff & Rachel Bilson
Oh my fuck, she's cute. Seriously. I love him. I think they would be a cute couple. Not that I don't love Adam Brody. Seth rocks my world. Or did in the first season. God. Why do I keep admitting that I watched the OC?!

Still, they'd make a cute couple.

Christina and Elton
Hey! It just occured to me. What happened to that red hair? I miss the change. Her hair is also alarmingly big here. Elton is the best. I now want wing appliqués on all my clothing.

Fergie & Elton (!)
Good god she is lucky. Wow! Elton John biatch! I hope she realizes what an honour that was.

I don't think she does, or she would not have worn that see-through nightmare on the red carpet. Who wears that? Gahhh.

1 comment:

Skankopolis said...

Really? Captain Oats never endeared him to you? Actually, if you've never devirginized anyone...don't even think about it.