I don't know if I've ever mentioned how much I hate Nicolas Cage.
Just in case you don't know, I HATE HIM MORE THAN ANY OTHER MAN IN HOLLYWOOD.
What is wrong with him? He is so hideously ugly. Oh god. And his horrific voice! It's so breathy and attempting to be sexy. There is nothing sexy about this man. Nothing. Especially that Bolton-esque growth of auburn hair he has going on here. Blech. I hate it.
He makes me violently angry. When he was here in town filming 'Snake Eyes' I was going to school just across the street. I was really close to running across with a gun to kill him. Unfortunately, I had some trouble getting a gun.
I am really sad that HE is going to star in a movie about a comic character. I hope he doesn't ruin it for me like he did so many other films. And I'm supposed to believe that Eva Mendes is in love with him in this movie? I hope her fucking character is blind and deaf, 'cause otherwise, totally unbelieveable.
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