My Birthday Goddess is MIA

Yesterday I was extremely hung over from a wedding the night before. Fuck, it was fun. I actually was so hung over that I missed Lindsay Lohan's Birthday!!! How could I? Oh, I'm going to go throw myself off a bridge. Or not. But I am quite upset with myself. So what if I couldn't move without vomiting? Am I too weak to adore her in the way she deserves?

Anyway, not that it matters because she decided to skip the country for her birthday. She said that she wanted to have fun somewhere where no one would be able to follow her. In other words, the pictures will only show up in a few days.

For old times sake, I'm posting a collage of her when I think she looked most wonderful (The blonde isn't my fave, but she liked it. God I'm a loser).