Lord Lohan post of the day - July 25

I am disappointed to tell you that Lord Lohan thought it better for herself to spend the weekend with Jeremy Piven than to come to my birthday weekend at the cottage.

Admittedly, there is more coke at Jeremy Piven's, but I really thought she could put me ahead of her 'Hollywood' friends for once. We would have appreciated her presence much more and would not have let her be photographed in these two bathing suits that do nothing for her.

Sigh.

Here is my lord at Jeremy Piven's birthday party in the first bikini of the night. This one is not as bad as the next one...but I don't get her reasoning. It does nothing for her skin. It really washes her out and makes her looks like a 70's porn star (coked out is implied by that term).