Nelly Furtado - how I love thee

She's young, she's HOT, she's a mom, she's proud of her Portuguese-Canadian heritage, she writes a wicked tune...how can you not love her?

And, even with tranny-level make-up, she looks fucking amazing.

She is stunningly beautiful. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong. And I will hurt them by hurling a large rock at their skull.

Call me and tell me if anyone does, because I'm achin' for a hurlin'.

{This is her outside the Letterman show in NYC}