Dear Jessica Alba,
Remember a while back when you uttered the most asinine statement of all time? Well, it seems that you've been working on that goal because I saw this picture of you playing with your dog in the park and it looks like a skeleton having a good time.
Please eat something, it's fucking ridiculous. I've had enough with this skinny shit and I need you to make an effort to improve it. It can be part of your 'I want to be considered as a serious actress not a hot bod' campaign.
skin and bones,
S
PS - you're really pretty
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