Lord Lohan post of the day - July 20

It's been a while Lord, I'm sorry. I hope you can forgive me, seeing as it is my birthday this weekend. If you want to come to my boyfriend's family's cottage to surprise me, I totally encourage that, but please don't bring a helicopter, we'd get in trouble.

Oh my god. I wish.

I'm a little disappointed to see that she is dressing like a hooker from 1991, but she is still beautiful...

She has now been with the same guy for almost 2 weeks! That is fucking incredible. We should all pray to her. Ok, just me, but whatever.

Here she is at her rented Malibu home in a bikini that I don't personally care for. It's more like a nipple veil. And she seems to have just doused herself in water, and it isn't helping the nipple veil's adherance to her body. Ahh, who cares, she's still wonderful.

Here's another pic of her looking lovely in a dress. I must go buy that magazine so that we can have the same things.


Ohhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Lohan