Sunday, July 30, 2006

Josh and Fergie - over?

Some pics surfaced this week of Josh Duhamel and some girls with revealing bathing suits. None of them being Fergie. Here are a couple of reasons I think they should/could have broken up:
  • ~ Fergie pissed herself
  • ~ Fergie has crazy meth-man face
  • ~ Josh is not as attractive as everyone makes him out to be...take a closer look. His facial features are crammed into the centre of his face. This combined with Fergie's meth face would make for disgusting children
  • ~Fergie pissed herself

I know I mentioned that last one twice, but that really does something for me. Not being able or willing to control your bladder is a big one, I must say. I really make an effort to do this, and have since around the age of 2. I'll ask my mom exactly when and I'll get back to you.

Either way, I think we should all celebrate the fact that he was getting this close with some other girl...if I hear some excuse later this week that it was a family member or something, I will totally barf b/c no one should parade around their family with their arse hanging out like that.

1 comment:

Diane said...

omg you crack me up! hahaha!
it was so obvious that she pissed herself yet she liked to play it off like she threw water on her crotch. whatever...she's so skanky!