Grammy's - part 1

I was looking around the internet this morning, looking for pics of the Grammy's last night. I watched it a bit, switching back and forth. I wasn't overly impressed. It was a good idea to not have as many awards, but I don't know if it was amazing. I found it quite boring. I wanted to make a few comments about outfits, etc:

Diana Ross and Ugly-Woman-Whose-Name-I-Don't-Care-To-Recall:
How is it possible this atrocity exists in more than one form? I am a little scared.

Will-I-Am and his tactless ME ME ME showboating:
The Black Eyed Peas really used to do it for me. They were interesting, fun and they played a kickass tune. I maintain that they put on a good show, after seeing them 2 years in a row, but they should invest in some duct tape to shut up Will-I-Am. He is WORSE than Kanye.

He was presenting John Legend with an award and says "I worked on this." Dude: IT'S NOT FUCKING ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. After the Sly and the Family Stone tribute he was blathering in his mic about himself until they shut it off. Guy needs to shut up.

I digitally altered his head to represent how large it REALLY is:

Ellen was hosting???
I didn't see her once and I watched a good portion of that shit. Are we sure she was really hosting? That was weird.