Friday, February 10, 2006

Grammy's - part 3

Mimi is a heffer, but diva can sing: Mariah has been packing on the pounds lately, but goddam can she sing. She sounded exactly like her CD

Mr Gwyneth has terrible hair: Seriously. He's a mesh tank and a mustache away from a gay afterhours club in the 80's. Oh, and by the way, you've recorded the same album 3 times now. Enough.

Teri Hatcher has gone way downhill since Lois & Clark: First of all, eye make-up is wretched. Wretched! It looks like she applied it with her feet, secondly, what the shit is with the dress and shoes? The shoes look like torture devices, and the dress is a seriously fugly concoction that I can't bare to look at anymore. PS - I saw her boobs in a really crappy early 90's movie and they are by no means spectacular. Yuck.

Gwen is a cutie pie:
Immediately before watching, I was watching Canada's Much Music which had a show called 'Born to Be' and it featured Gwen Stefani. I'm sorry, she may have terrible taste in clothing, but she's pretty cute. And I like her pregnant. Although, for the LOVE OF GOD, please take off the red lipstick. I bet she'll wear it while she's in labour...any takers?

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