She may be dumb, she may be a slut, but bitch has a hot-ass bod. Including her ass. Here she is, loooking damn lovely in a dress that could easily be mistaken for the chair in my great aunt's living room, but she totally rocks it.
I realize that her job is to look hot, but no one ever said it was fair. Why isn't that my job? Oh, right. I don't have those boobs. Or that voice. Or her father. Damn lazy father. I'm going to call him and give him a piece of my mind.
But seriously, she is hot. I want to be her best friend (sorry Z) so I can hang out in her pool and her closet. Oh gross, just drooled on my keyboard at the thought of having access to her clothes. Gahh. This is depressing.
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