Kim and Kanye Continue To Be Gross

These two....

This picture is making my life right now.

She's trying to be the whore she has established her lifestyle being, and he's looking like the maniac he is.

I love that he's wearing that tank, and that sullen, cranky toddler look on his face.

I can't even begin to comment on the fact that they're obviously in a public washroom of some type. It's too good.

This picture is a perfect visual of their horrifying selves.

Guys, society is doomed if these two are role models.

The 2013 AMA's

Sooo, the AMA's were last night and Miley did stuff, but honestly, I'm pulling a Parasite Hilton on her. I"m going to try to not talk about her anymore, to avoid publicizing her more.

Ugh. She's so odd. I don't get the game plan.

Ariana Grande:
I'm a sucker for sequins. Ugh. I hate myself for saying that. I really am though.

Isn't this girl a GIRL? She looks a bit too sessy for this. No?

Ciara:
Aside from her kind of weird hair, I'm into this dress. Not on me, but she looks great in it and Rihanna would have looked great in it too.

Daisy Fuentes:
She is obviously wearing something from her K-Mart/Wal-Mart/JC Penney collection. Where did she get this? A time warp back to 1997?

Emma Roberts:
If this was gold and she had an amazing afro, I would DIE. This is lamé, and I love lamé because I am super obsessed with disco.

This is disco.

Heidi Klum:

I think there are great ways to do fringe, for example, here. But I don't love the mix of the fringe with the nude patches and the flowers. It's a lot and it's really busy.

Jenna Ushkowitz:
I think that's a Rachel Zoe necklace. It's great. In my industry, we have been ripping off that necklace in every permutation possible. This dress reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence's Oscar dress a few years ago, but her boobs aren't pulling it off as well.

Jennifer Hudson:
What's happening to her hair? I hate it.

Oh, and her awful dress. Oh my god. I really hate it.

Jennifer Lopez:
Hee hee, I feel like this picture caught her a millisecond after the ideal moment and now she just looks kind of drunk and sleepy. It's fantastic. This guy with hair is not good. He looks like such a moron. I like her dress though, the color is great on her skin.

Katy Perry:
Well, this is very her. That's pretty much all I have to say.

Ke$ha:
Um. Is she well? Like, she looks ill. Some people aren't supposed to be skinny. I think Ke$ha might be one of those people.

I really like what's happening to her hair though...It's much better than the dork immediately below.

Kelly Osbourne:
Just STOP. Okay? Just please stop.

Lady Gaga:
Best picture of her ever. She looks like a Barbie. Lavender makes me stabby, but it's nice when you have vague memories of Barbie tied to it.

Lil Mama:
She is really scary to look at. Sometimes (read always) fake eye color is awful.

Miley Cyrus:
So basic it's tolerable. Except for the crop pants. Also, put on a top.

And I refuse to post a picture of the cat bikini, so you can look at it here, if you insist.

Naya Rivera:
She is in the PRIME OF LIFE (not the Monica from Friends version). She looks amazing. This dress is so tacky but amazing at the same time. I love the sleeves/cuffs.

Nicole Richie:
As much as I don't want to condone her being as thin as she is, she looks amazing. But too thin. Too thin again. Also, white seems inappropriate, but with the dark hair and the smoky eye, and then the purse...it's good.

PS - Heidi Klum - this is how you do fringe.

Rihanna:
She looks amazing, but I can't stop staring at the lady behind her right shoulder who is NOT impressed. Maybe she also feels like she's wearing too much jewelry. And that comes from me. I wear WAY too much jewelry.

Sarah Silverman:
She has a strange body. It's really flat/wide. She looks really nice though. Her hair is doing great things.

Taylor Swift:

You guys, you know how I'm always bitching about Taylor Swift not wearing anything or looking interesting? She BEAT ME. Finally. Eff. She looks GREAT. And sexy, and above all, DIFFERENT.

This dress is killer. Her hair is a shade too 80's for me, but she just looks great. I'm so happy to be wrong.

Zoe Saldana:
This is pretty, but not her best. I'd much prefer to see this at a more formal event. She has great legs, she could have done something much shorter and more fun.

So...Nicole Richie Looks Really Good.

Oh! Whoops! I meant that she looked like the lead singer from a New Wave band in 1986.

WTF?

Normally I'm all over what she wears, but what the hell is this?

She looks really scary thin again. And those sunglasses are really taking over her whole head.

And those shoes. Horrific.They make her feet look so big.

There is too much going on here. It's giving me strokies (baby strokes).

Adam Levine Is the Sexiest Man Alive. Wait... what?

Team Adam indeed. As in his PR team. Those people KILLED it this year. I can suggest so many people who are, A) sexier than him and B) more relevant. Shall we?

• Ryan Gosling 
• has been on fire and setting ladies' pant on fire for years
• Justin Timberlake 
• had an epic year
• Robert Downey Jr

That's just to name a few who are seriously much sexier than this guy. Ugh.

Awful

Mily Cyrus Says Dumb Crap

Here's my favourite quote this week, 

"No-one minds if a man goes topless on the beach, so why can’t we? I feel like I’m one of the biggest feminists in the world because I tell women to not be scared of anything…”

Serenity now.
MEN DON'T HAVE BREASTS IDIOT.

Kate Moss Will Be In Playboy's 60th Anniversary Issue

So, Kate Moss has agreed to pose for the 60th anniversary edition of Playboy magazine, along with some other notables I don't care enough about to Google.

The above photo was released this week as a teaser to entice people.

I'm not saying she isn't hot, because she really is, but below is a pic of her in a bikini a few weeks ago. I sincerely doubt that the Playboy pics are going to look like that. It is a neck and neck race in the industry between Mariah Carey, Britney Spears and Playboy for the most airbrushing done to photos.

Sooooo, I don't doubt the pictures are going to be great. But really, has anyone ever looked like they really look in that magazine past 1985?

I guess we'll see in January.

Carrie Underwood is the Worst - 9 Times in One Night

We don't like Carrie Underwood. Ok. I'm pretending like Skankopolis is some kind of group or something. It's not. It's me. And I hate Carrie Underwood.

She is awful. Really awful. Like, such a sourpuss and seems like a real bitch. 

Anyhoo, it was the CMA's this week and she wore 9 annoying outfits. Shall we?

Ugh, the red carpet one. Complete with drapes from my grandmother's fancy guest bathroom, with the colored toilet paper. Wait. Are those shorts? I don't know what is going on right now.

I do know that her bangs are quite something.

Oh, the mullet dress. I honestly have no complaint about them, if they're done right. But this is not done right. This looks like she ate an unfortunate amount of bubble gum and had an equally unfortunate gas issue afterward. During the process she was so ashamed of her gum flatulence that she fashioned a garment out of it in order to rush as quickly as possible to the hospital to attend to her new bubble butt.

There are just too many things going on here and none of them work.

Just. No.

What in the hunting shack hell is going on here? WHAT IS THIS ATROCITY? It looks like a weird middle aged single man's apartment vomited on her. And then added a zipper. No. This is wrong.

Ok, but really, who designed this? They should have their sewing machine taken away.

This horrible thing made her legs look fat. Her legs are NOT fat.

And those booties with the shorts? Trunk legs. On someone with AMAZING legs.

This outfit is sponsored by Glenda the Good Witch's closet, where she obviously stole this frock from.
Who is her stylist? They need to be arrested. By the Lollipop Guild.

I'm not smart at everything, but I am pretty smart at not wearing two peplums at once. When in doubt, always one or fewer peplums. Mostly because I'm over peplums. But also because that's a lot of your body looking like a flower in bloom. Oh, and those sheer parts are the worst.

The expression on her face is correct. Mine would reflect a good deal more horror, but hers is good enough. It seems like she just saw herself in the monitors and she is thinking, "omg. I am wearing this on TV."

But it wasn't over. Then she wore these pants, also from my grandmother's decor. I believe this was the upholstery on her patio chairs. You know, for fanciness.

For someone with such a great figure, she really has no idea how to dress. She is making herself look big and frumpy.

Halloween Recap

Here are some of the notable costumes seen yesterday...

The family from 'Honey Boo Boo' as the Kardashians. Gross.

Kelly Ripa and the rest of the team as Miley, Robin Thicke and a molesting bear.

While everyone was dressing up as her...she dressed up as Li'l Kim. Anything to show a tit.

And the winner of all things, Patrick Stewart in his tub, as a lobster.

Amazing.