Sooo, the AMA's were last night and Miley did stuff, but honestly, I'm pulling a Parasite Hilton on her. I"m going to try to not talk about her anymore, to avoid publicizing her more.
Ugh. She's so odd. I don't get the game plan.
I'm a sucker for sequins. Ugh. I hate myself for saying that. I really am though.
Isn't this girl a GIRL? She looks a bit too sessy for this. No?
Aside from her kind of weird hair, I'm into this dress. Not on me, but she looks great in it and Rihanna would have looked great in it too.
She is obviously wearing something from her K-Mart/Wal-Mart/JC Penney collection. Where did she get this? A time warp back to 1997?
If this was gold and she had an amazing afro, I would DIE. This is lamé, and I love lamé because I am super obsessed with disco.
This is disco.
Heidi Klum:
I think there are great ways to do fringe, for example, here. But I don't love the mix of the fringe with the nude patches and the flowers. It's a lot and it's really busy.
I think that's a Rachel Zoe necklace. It's great. In my industry, we have been ripping off that necklace in every permutation possible. This dress reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence's Oscar dress a few years ago, but her boobs aren't pulling it off as well.
What's happening to her hair? I hate it.
Oh, and her awful dress. Oh my god. I really hate it.
Hee hee, I feel like this picture caught her a millisecond after the ideal moment and now she just looks kind of drunk and sleepy. It's fantastic. This guy with hair is not good. He looks like such a moron. I like her dress though, the color is great on her skin.
Well, this is very her. That's pretty much all I have to say.
Um. Is she well? Like, she looks ill. Some people aren't supposed to be skinny. I think Ke$ha might be one of those people.
I really like what's happening to her hair though...It's much better than the dork immediately below.
Just STOP. Okay? Just please stop.
Best picture of her ever. She looks like a Barbie. Lavender makes me stabby, but it's nice when you have vague memories of Barbie tied to it.
She is really scary to look at. Sometimes (read always) fake eye color is awful.
So basic it's tolerable. Except for the crop pants. Also, put on a top.
And I refuse to post a picture of the cat bikini, so you can look at it here, if you insist.
She is in the PRIME OF LIFE (not the Monica from Friends version). She looks amazing. This dress is so tacky but amazing at the same time. I love the sleeves/cuffs.
As much as I don't want to condone her being as thin as she is, she looks amazing. But too thin. Too thin again. Also, white seems inappropriate, but with the dark hair and the smoky eye, and then the purse...it's good.
PS - Heidi Klum - this is how you do fringe.
She looks amazing, but I can't stop staring at the lady behind her right shoulder who is NOT impressed. Maybe she also feels like she's wearing too much jewelry. And that comes from me. I wear WAY too much jewelry.
She has a strange body. It's really flat/wide. She looks really nice though. Her hair is doing great things.
Taylor Swift:
You guys, you know how I'm always bitching about Taylor Swift not wearing anything or looking interesting? She BEAT ME. Finally. Eff. She looks GREAT. And sexy, and above all, DIFFERENT.
This dress is killer. Her hair is a shade too 80's for me, but she just looks great. I'm so happy to be wrong.
This is pretty, but not her best. I'd much prefer to see this at a more formal event. She has great legs, she could have done something much shorter and more fun.
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