Monday, April 08, 2013

Sheryl Crow Took a Time Machine To the ACM Awards

Right? That's the only explanation for this outfit.

And that hair.

Sweet baby Jesus.

You know, for someone who looks amazing and super fit and beautiful at her age, she is really making herself look like a Real Housewife of New Jersey with this look.

Like. highlights are ok, but stripey, skunky highlights are not ok. Ever. They weren't ok in the 90's, they're not ok now when the French Canadians in Quebec do them, and they're never ok on someone who lives in LA where everyone is pretty much up on the trends.

Oy.

Oh, and then there are the palazzo pants on this corset suit. First of all I just had to say "corset suit" for the first time in my life.

I'm really disappointed that I had to come up with a new term just for this image.

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