I am currently living in a world that revolves around me and only me, so I kind of forgot it was the SAGs until this morning.
Err. Sorry guys. I'm a little out of it.
Anyhoo, a lot of people showed up...maybe a few too many TV people. Like, people who don't deserve awards, therefore should not have close proximity to them. You know who I'm talking about...Glee cast members. Ahem. Except Jane Lynch. She's always invited everywhere. Especially if I'm there.
Part of me kind of wishes she had worn this at the Golden Globes. It's really good. The patent piping is so nice on her and her curvier form.
I also really love her hair. So soft and pretty. WIN!
The color is soooooooooooooo good. Like, so good. And the necklace is so unexpected but so right. I mean, she's so young and this necklace is cooler than it is classic, and it's a great choice for her.
Her hair really grinds my gears, but I'll live with it for the rest of this. OMG, that color. I'm glad so many other people liked it too.
Anne Hathaway:
This young man looked very nice.
Ugh, whatever. Give me a break. She looks like one of the cast of 'Mad Men' with that hair. Come on.
Rumours have been swirling that she is pregnant, and I could agree with this dress after her strangely unfitted Golden Globes. I'm not 100% sure why her bottom half is so blurred though. I feel like she should maybe see a doctor for that.
Also, when she gets to the up-tempo part of her program, does she whip of the tulle and do the triple salchow? Boom! Elvis Stoiko. Just saying. Whatever.
Now I want to steal guardianship from her sister, for letting her wear this. Ew. SLEEVES? Come on.
PEACH?! Come on.
Ugh.
As I mentioned, I was borderline unaware of this award show occuring (I was watching 'Taken 2' and remarking upon Liam Neeson's tallness - back off!), so I have heard nothing about what people thought of this dress.
I will tell you this. I desperately want to wear this and hold a fondue party.
Also, she looks exactly like Angela Chase with that lipstick.
I feel like I've said this a lot. And, like, over and over. I don't get what people find attractive about this woman. On 'Mad Men', I find myself trying so hard to understand what could possibly be attractive about her. And then she looked like this.
This dress is a REVELATION for her figure, her height and her shoulders. She looks amazing. Also, her eye make-up is epic. So good.
Heather Morris:
Came as...the backdrop for 'Finding Nemo ON ICE!' where she will play the shimmery sea background?
I don't like this. It's not good.
Helen Hunt:
Oh look! A choker.
Ew.
Otherwise, magical. Though, I would have liked different hair. Maybe a bun. I mean, not with her face. But still. Oh, also not with a choker, but really, I feel like that's an easy life rule, "No Chokers." That's it. Super easy ladies.
NO!
Remember how earlier I was talking about how amazing Jane Lynch was? Need I say anything else?
I am responding to myself by saying, "No. She looks amazing."
I find it really nice that she let blind people do her make-up and hair and then let her infant son choose her dress. I mean, come on guys, that's nice.
This is awful. She looks like a cocktail waitress from The Eyebrow Joint who has had 4 kids and is no longer too solid in the midsection.
Ugh. I just barfed in my mouth.
I have no words. I feel like she has never looked better. Why doesn't she wear her hair around her face more? She looks so much better. So much friendlier.
Also, I need this dress.
Oh! Also, I need some reason to wear this dress. Is laundry a reason? I do, like, 4 loads a week, Sometimes it's only towels. I feel like these would really make the towels pop. No?
I don't understand what's happening here and I don't care to.
For someone who is so incorrigibly cute, I don't understand why she feels the need to dress like Twiggy on her wedding day. This is terrible. Also, that change around her waist makes it look like the bottom is sheer. No one likes a sheer bottom. Well, ok, except creepy guys who only look at pictures of women on the internet but really, do we want to be that person?
Hooray!!!! The color again. This dress didn't fare nearly as well in the car on the way here, but despite it's vague wrinkles it's really quite lovely. I'll be honest. I don't think it's possible to hate anything on her. Unless she wore January Jones' dress. But even then, I might give her a pass because she's so cute.
Is this ho a Kardashian? Ew. Also, what is she hiding in that bun? I guarantee you it's some kit for shooting heroin. Ok, I don't guarantee that, but it's what I went with and now pressing backspace seems really hard. So I won't do it.
I like this in theory, but I don't like that the straps make it look like a plus size bra with really supportive straps. That's a big no in my world.
Color = great though.
You knowwwww, I don't know what's going on at her stylist's house, but it's not cool. She is far too beautiful and amazing to be wearing something that looks like she has the most awkwardly placed belly button in gynecological science history. Also, her hair stylist should be shot. That's 2 fails in less than a month. Uncool. A gorgeous, talented woman like JC (hee hee) should not be subjected to subpar talent like this.
Beauty Writer and I to the rescue!!!!
Um, did they have sex in the limo? Because that is the only excuse to look like this. Also, is she related to Courtney Love?
My husband and I just decided she is either pregnant or has a gas baby.
Either way, I should probably take this dress off her hands and turn it into leather pants and a new leather top for myself. No?
I love this dress. It should be mine.
Speaking of Twiggy's wedding...is this the Mother of the Bride's outfit? Is this also her breasts' funeral outfit? You know, for someone who looks super amazing for their age, she kind of doesn't look super amazing in this. I'm quite certain I could have tailored that better with those iron on drape thingies from Ikea.
For real? This is the fabric they use to make the fake dress before they make the real dress. Did no one tell her that? Also, did no one tell her she looks like she's from New Jersey with that hair? Oy.
Snooki is not a fashion icon.
Side boob. That is all.
Does she ever not look amazing?
I feel like it's almost a moot point to talk about what she's wearing.
Her hair though, we can talk about how great her hair looks, right? If Beauty Writer did that to my hair, it would look like that for the time I was in the salon, and immediately after balloon into a frizzy puff of nast. So jealous.
This dress was not made for her man-made breasts.
It may have been made for Poison Ivy in mourning though. I'm not sure.
This is very pretty.
Those shoes are horrific, but the dress is very pretty. It's Marchesa. As a rule I hate Marchesa. She's pulling it off. But she has the ultimate accessory, Sabretooth.
Ahh, yes, granny panties. That's what we all needed.
Except not.
Speaking of not, also, your hair.
I have very little to say aside from 'yuck'. Seriously. This is gross. And her boobs are trying to kill her.
Aww, look how flat her sandals are. They're elderly lady flat.
Cute.
Less cute are her asymmetric boobies.
Oh. I...uh. No.
The fabric is so cheap looking and shiny, and her hair is so fluffy...and did she cut it? And WTF is going on with her eyebrows lately? All of a sudden on 'Modern Family' she has these crazy caterpillar brows and they've traveled into her real life. I hate them.
Um. Could she be more perfect? The answer is no. DON'T EVEN TRY TO FIGHT ME ON IT.
I need her belt.
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