Thursday, January 10, 2013

Justin Timberlake REALLY Loves Himself


In what can only be described as the most egotistical one minute on YouTube, Justin Timberlake announced that he is ready to grace the planet Earth with another album,

Look buddy, you're GOOD at music. At dancing. At singing falsetto. You are NOT good at acting, so THIS decade, put out WAY more than 2 albums, and please save us all by not trying to act anymore, because it's painful to watch. Please, tip the scales toward more records, because singing and dancing is what you do best.

Now, when I say best, I mean YOUR personal best. You're not the best in the world. You're the best of the guys who were in N'Sync. Does that help you?

Just because you're good on SNL, doesn't mean you should be in movies. SNL Digital shorts do not make an Oscar winning actor, sir.

Can you imagine how many mirrors must be in their house? Oh my god.

If you need to purge any bingeing you've done, here is a good catalyst. Ego-Boy tells us how he's READY to grace us with another album.

Dude.

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