YOU missed some.
Ok, no, I did. DEAL WITH IT. Hope you enjoy!
How many children does she have? I feel like she's either always pregnant or always recovering from childbirth. All that to say, she looks pretty amazing. I love this dress. I love her necklace.
What an idiot I am. I wrote "Nurse Jackie" at first. But for real, do you watch that show? OMG! Is that a napkin with a drawing of a spider on the velvet rope stand behind her? EEEK!
No, but seriously, her dress is lovely. I really like her in this color. I also really like this color. And her hair color looks great. Really pops her eyes. I feel like it kind of doesn't fit though...no? Too big?
This dress gives me horror shivers. Why so ugly? So lacy and there are far too many things going on on this dress. Lace, mesh, train, sparkle, super pale skin against super pale skin.
No. No. I hate it.
Ugh. Is this made of the same discount rack fabric that Lea Michele's dress was? Also, for such a stunningly beautiful woman, why does she look SO terrible? WTF is going on with her hair?
Also, does it bother you that his leg is thinner than yours? DON'T LIE. It is.
Color: amazing. Belt: amazing. Train: amazing. Her hair: asymmetric and bothersome. Her face: TOO THIN. TOO THIN!
I don't love that shoulder thingy either.
I just bought a nail polish color exactly like this, and I'm really excited about it now. I love this for the color, I love it for the subtle sparkle and I love it for the perfect length. I hate it for the poorly fitting top and that garbagey looking bracelet. The tailoring under her arms is terrible. It's TERRIBLE Doug! (Name the show)
I wanted to like this really badly, but I just can't. Why does it close in the middle like curtains? Why are her shoes those? Is she wearing those tiny ballet slipper socks? There is something so interesting about the fabric but then it ends up ugly.
What is WRONG with her? Why does she have to be so BLAH? I find that her character on 'The Office' is so roomy blouse and cardigan, and then she kind of embodies that in life...like who chooses this for an awards show? HELEN MIRREN. That's who. But SHE looks better in this.
You! You with the forehead! Ah ha! Tricked you! You looked!
Oh, just wanted to tell you, you look doughy and old. Also, your dress is tailored incorrectly. It's too low and wide around your boobs, and it's too short at the bottom. Oh, and it looks like you're growing a fungus on your midsection.
You're done.
Another one...I want to like it. And I kind of do, from the top of her head down to her natural waist and then again from her ankle down...but the middle is really bad. It's like a fancy satin dressing gown gone wrong. And don't get it near a candle. It will set on fire. I can guarantee it.
Where's your lady friend, music boy?
Why did you straighten your hair? It's weird.
DOES SHE HAVE FRIENDS?
This is NOT OK.
Why does her hair look like an egg? Why is she wearing velvet pointed toe pumps? Why is her dress very similar to a tablecloth?
Too many "why's", not enough answers. Or at least no good ones.
Hi, I'm young and I look good in everything.
Ugh. You're the worst.
In truth though, aside from the tulle vomiting happening at the the bottom, I really like this. Imagine it was cocktail length?
I like black. She has found my formula. She has not, however, found my (or Beauty Writer's) hair formula. I can tell you right now, dusty purple is not it.
NOT IT.
The bottom says 'handkerchief' and the top says 'structural fantasticness'. Shoulder/head area say she's too thin and is rocking a lollipop body, which is not good. Didn't she watch the season 2 premiere of 'Girls' where a creepy looking Rita Wilson told Marnie that being too thin makes us look weird?
I get what she's saying now. It's not good.
Mayim Bialik:
Best she's ever looked? Maybe. The color is great on her, and while the blue is a little too Smurf-like in tone, it's doing such good things to her hair/eyes/skin that I can't say no.
How great is her hair? The first asymmetric hair look I've actually liked.
First of all, why can't I stand like that still? I just can't figure it out.
Secondly, that dress is terrible. WORST of the night, hands down. WTF Nance?
I am liking this girl more and more the more I see her in stuff. And by 'stuff', I mean clothes. She wears clothing well. And nice stuff. I really like the cut, I really like the color, I like the little strip of skin. I like her.
OMFG no. Why is this so bad? She is so terrible at clothing her body.
Sally Field:
Too much cleavage, but you know, otherwise ok.
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