This Does Not Bode Well For Society: The Ke$ha Edition

Ke$ha is a hot mess. I mean, who doesn't know this?

But anyhoo, she has an interivew with Glamour (um, can someone tell that magazine that she isn't really relevant anymore?) and this is her quote:

GLAMOUR: How big’s the gap between Ke$ha in real life and Ke$ha onstage, drinking men’s blood and dancing with a giant bouncing penis?
KE$HA: I’m just very amused by five-year-old humor. Don’t get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis. They f–k me, and then I eat them. But who isn’t amused by a giant, dancing penis? Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house.

Um. When idiots are quoting other idiots, I think we need to sound the alarms.

Is she FOR REAL ripping off JWoww in this quote? That is so shamefully embarrassing that someone needs to take Ke$ha out behind the barn and put her out of her misery.

Here is the original JWoww quote, from the opening titles of Jersey Shore...which has been repeating itself for 2 years weekly, despite our efforts.

"I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off."

SOUND THE ALARMS PEOPLE! 

WE ARE DOOMED!