The Grammy's are the tackiest. THE TACKIEST.
The stars are cheaper, the clothes are cheaper and the show is just generally lamer. It doesn't help that a legend died this weekend.
I'm sorry it took so long to post, my mood has been off since she passed away. How strange. What is this salty discharge coming from my eye?
Well...at least we now know what the 'V' stands for.
Yikes. Do they make 2-sided vag tape? One would have to assume yes...
Well, she won everything. EVERYTHING.
I feel like she could have won something a little more interesting and young, considering she's 23. But I get it, she's vintage, and she's just been insulted by Karl Lagerfeld for being 'a bit too fat'. That would make me self conscious too...
The jewelry salesperson in me got so excited when I saw this necklace...because it sells itself by being amazing. Then I looked up and saw her hair.
Why is this happening again? Gwen Stefani did this years ago and it wasn't great then...now it's worse. Especially in this permutation.
This girl has pipes though. It's nuts. When she sang Etta James she sounded so incredible. It was gorgeous.
What is with these country girls? Why are they always the same? She's a beautiful girl, but so bland that I want to scratch out my eyes with her glitter.
Not that it's not beautiful, but it's just the same all the time...like Taylor Swift.
Not the same is Coco. She is orange of flesh, white blond in hair and butt like a shelf. Hot.
Amazing.
I like this. On her.
She has this kind of Bjork situation going on. She's a bit quirky and likes to be unique. She's pulled it off, but she is not dressed like any kind of bird, aside from the nest atop her head...so, good?
I don't know. I don't hate it. But it doesn't really seem to fit her on top. In other news, I need those shoes.
AMAZING.
Finished.
I hate this. It's horrible. It would be so much better without that satin crap at the bottom. Like, imagine if it was more dip dyed grey and orange? Ugh, and is that an amusement park bracelet at her elbow? WTF?
Ugh.
As one of my colleagues said earlier this week "Ew. Fergie is revolting," Please hear this in a male's English accent. It was amazing.
This dress is DIVINE. Gorgeous lace work, a brilliant color...but then this MORON puts black underwear on under it? RUINED!
Like, why not wear a nude slip? Or an orange dress? It's just so tacky. And then her hair and earrings make it worse. Ugh.
She ruins everything.
Love this.
As much as it kills me to say this, this is INCREDIBLE. It's gorgeous, the cuts are amazing and the belt is perfect.
I love this.
Jessie J:
Wow, that is one strong bang happening there. They look shellacked. It's very unpleasant. As is that snake of a hair tendril on her chest. Ew.
I find the straps on the dress weird. I find the skirt doesn't fit her, I find the tail too long. It's very unpleasant overall.
There is a reason she is the Skankopolis goddess. She is amazing. She even makes this dress from TJ Maxx look beautiful.
Pale people shouldn't wear pale tones. It's no good. I don't like it at all! Is that her bra strap sticking out? Ew!
Her hair looks good though...
All I see are boobs. Glitter covered boobs.
And then idiotic blue hair.
This is so ugly and wrong. And offensive. It's offensive to my eyeballs.
Well, at least her hair is a little different...
The dress is lovely. I can't lie. That hip gathering effect is very strange, but otherwise very lovely. Now if only she would have brown hair again...
People need to stop trying to be Halle Berry.
It's not that she doesn't look pretty, it's just that it's such a redux of Halle Berry's famous dress.
Gibbs is going to KILL me, but OH SIT DOWN.
Guess what? Tonight wasn't about you. Thanks for toning it down.
I saw him pull so many awkward model poses while waiting for the producer to ok him to talk. It was funny.
But not as funny as this outfit that is a dupe of an outfit my husband wore at his aunt's wedding in 1980. EXACT DUPLICATE. Though...to be fair, my husband's was powder blue.
I know, I know. Hot. He was 3, give him a break.
What exactly is she doing there? Oh yah, low rent.
I actually quite like the dress. It would have been nice if her accessories were a little funkier (meaning her jewelry), but you can't win em all.
Wait. I think her dress looks like a vest now. Ugh. Now she's a waiter at a fondue restaurant. Hate it.
We have a Lady Gaga.
Stop that!
Gorgeous perfection. Aside from her hair. I am with Beauty Writer when she noted that she looks like that sexy dog from Lady & The Tramp.
The rest is pure perfection. And oh my god, her back. OH MY GOD. So sexy.
It's nice that they let her come. I mean, I realize it's because they felt they needed someone to laugh at and they didn't know if Fergie would live up to it.
Robyn sure did.
Oh my god. I know I'm not Swedish and it's a different sensibility and all, but is this stylish anywhere? Prove it.
As a wise woman once said, "Snooki needs to stop buying her shoes at the Hustler store."
Also, that dress makes her boobs look terrible. Like they're Easty-Westys. Think about it. There you go.
I will not address the hot mess on her body.
I will however ask this. Why the 'P'? It's not like there's anyone else named Taraji Henson. I mean, come on!
Oh great, now your boring dresses are climbing higher up your neck. Greatttttt.
Ugh, WEAR SOMETHING FUN, YOU'RE A CHILD.
Wayne's World. That is all.
No, not really.
I love how awkwardly she is standing. Ok, now that is all.
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